Top 10 things girls are SICK and DISGUSTINGLY TIRED of hearing from guys, in no particular order:
“I think you're too deep for me..”
“Were you gonna finish that?”
“shhh, GAME'S ON...” accompanied with a hand wave, severely close to my face...
“i'll do it tomorrow,” Lies. Or, next, my ultimate favorite...
“i'll do it someday...” someday NEVER comes, douche bag.
“I don't know what I want,” Yes you do.
“I don't care.” Yes, you do.
“you don't look fat.” Yes I do!
“It's not you, it's me.” Really??
“while you're up...” are you fucking kidding me?
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